Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.

Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”

Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”

Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 980 views
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