Suhagrat Pe Ek Tip Biwi Ke Liye

Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Hui, Uss Ne Dost Se Mashwara Liya Ke Apni Biwi Ka Dil Kese Jeete?

Dost: “Uss Ke Paas Cigratte Laga Ke Jana Aur Dhuaan Biwi Ke Muh Pe Maar Ke Kehna – Janu Agar Tum Kaho To Ye Adat Bhi Chod Doon”

Uss Admi Ne Aisa Hi Kiya….
Biwi Ne Sun Kar Jawab Diya: “Nahi, Koi Baat Nahi Agar Gold Flake Hai To Mujhe Bhi Soota Lagwa Do“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1384 views
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