Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.

Doctor: “Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?”

Santa: “Hoga, Jaroor Hoga 25 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1181 views

Jab professor tumhe Class se

Fact of Classroom
Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO
....
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He might b afraid dat u know more than him
B +ve.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rich

Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Maine Cigarette Chhor Di

1 admi 2 Cigarettes pee raha tha

BV: 2 Cigarette Q pee rahe ho?

Admi: dost ki yad aa rahi hy, 1 meri aur 1 mere dost ki

kuch din baad admi 1 Cigarette pee raha tha.

BV: Dost ko bhool gaye kya?

Admi: Nhi bewaqoof, mene Cigarette peena chorr di hy ab sirf dost ki pee raha hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to maulvi

Molvi pathan se: sana aati hai?
Pathan :sana to nahein aati par us ki choti behn saba aati hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

Four Types of Patients

Some surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless spineless, gutless, and their heads and ass are interchangable."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)