Kya Aap Logo Ka Blood Group Bhi Same Hai?
Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.
Doctor: “Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?”
Santa: “Hoga, Jaroor Hoga 25 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1214 views
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Ek Aadmi Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.
Aadmi: “Doctor Saab, Koi Aisi Dawa Bataiye Jis Se Main Lamba Jeevan Ji Sakoon”
Doctor: “Shaadi Karlo”
Aadmi: “Kya Baat Kar Rahe Ho Doctor Saab, Shaadi Karne Se Lambi Umar Ho Jati Hai?”
Doctor: “Nahi, Shaadi Kar Lene Se Lamba Jeevan Jine Ki Ichha Khatam Ho Jati Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”
Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months
Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.
Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height Of Shakkk:
PATI:Mai Tumhare Sath 100 Saal Rahunga Or Pyar Krunga
Biwi: Uske Baaad Kahan Moo
Marne Ka Irada He?
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Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday?
Son :Not Much Dad
Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It
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pathan ny ek college khola...par kisi ny admission nai lya .........pata hy Q????sub confused thy
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college ka name tha "WOMEN DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS"
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)
Arrange Marriage – Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le.
And
Love Marriage – Jab Ham Saamp Ke Paas Khud Jaake Bole, Le Beta Kaat Le- Kaat Le
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl- meri ek ek saans pe ek ek ladaka marta hai
boy-toh tum koi accha sa toothpaste kyu nahi use karti...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse
dar k
bhag jate he
Santa-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
An Invitiation
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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