Ek Mental Hospital Mein

Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.

Ek Pagal Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.

Doctor Ne Puchha: “Tum Kyun Shanti Se Soye Ho?”

Pagal: “Main Mar Chuka Hoon, Isliye To Sab Ro Rahe Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 922 views
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