Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1100 views

Biwi Pyar Se Boli

SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: See U In The Evening.

SARDAR Gusse Se: Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai, Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.":-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Agar Neend Na aaye to

santa to Banta:
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya karna chaiye?

Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dimagh

Dimagh jisam ka sab se ahm hisa hai, ye 24 ghante active rahta hai.
Ye paida se le kar us waqt tak kam karta hai jab tak shadi na hu jae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Gabbar-aaj maine

Gabbar-aaj maine
basanti ko nahate hua
dekha.....:p
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Veeru-kutte kamine mai
tera khoon pi
jaunga...:@
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Gabbar-abe saale mai
naha rha tha.
Aur vo bahar se jaa rhi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)