Police; 227 Jokes

Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se

Jailor: Faansi pe latakne se pahle koi aakhri
khwaish…?

Santa: Biwi se milna hai…

Jailor: Biwi se hi kyun, Mama papa se kyun nahi…?

Santa: Saale agle janam me.. Mama Papa to Janm lete hi mil jayenge, par Biwi to 25 saal baad milegi na….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PIA Flight

PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
pakistani

America ny ek choor pakerny wali machine banai
Jisny America main 30 minute main 30 choor pakray .
ENgland main 30 minute main 50 chor aur india main 30 minute main 100 chor pakray jab wo machine pakistan lai gai to 15 minute main
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Wo machine he chori ho gai .
Geo pakistan ..

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Police team drwaze pr aai,

Police team drwaze pr aai,

Pathan BV se:bandooq or kartoos kahan hen?

Police team bhagi, peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai, ye mere bachon k naam hen...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Clever answer to police

I was stopped 4 speeding!
The officer got out of his car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.

I replied "Got here as fast as I can". he laugh and let me go!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Police Wale Bhi Jeene Nahi Dete

Highway Par Police Ne Khan Ko Pakad Liya Aur Pucha.

Police: “Aap 180 Ki Speed Se Kyu Ja Rahe Ho?”

Khan: “Sir, Aap Logo Bhi Kamal Karte Ho Khud Hi To Board Pe Likha Hai – Yaad Rakhe Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intzaar Kar Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Free iPhone Jeeto Race Lagane Par

Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha

Ladki: “Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?”

Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”

Ladki: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”

Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Main“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Andha Police Mey

1 Andha Police Mey Bharti Honay K Liye Gaya

Officer Ney Poocha’Tumhey Ham Kis Liye Rakhein?

Andhey Ney Jawab Diya

‘Andha Dhund Firing K Liye’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate

Pagal: Motorway Pe Cigerate Pite Huye Bhag Raha Tha

Police wale Ne Pucha:

Kia Kr Rhe Ho?

Pagal: Hum Dekh Raha Hy k 1 Cigerate Kitne Kilometer Chalta Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar complained 2 Police

Sardar complained 2 Police :

Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.

Police : How the theif did not take TV???

Sardar : I was watching TV na....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
police raid

Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.

"kia hua"khawand nay kaha

"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aurat Pathan inspector se

Ek aurat Pathan
inspector se:

Mera husband ek haftay pehle aalu lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya
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Pathan inspector:

”To behan kuch aur paka lo”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar aur police

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 bajephaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha9 baje hun.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Police Investigation

Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ki maut ho gayi aur police wala investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…

Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”

Sardar: “ Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Police ne aik sharabi ko pakra.

Phir aik Gadhay ke agay Pani or sharab ki Baalti rakhi.

Gadha Pani Pi gaya.
... Sharab ko nahi piya

Police Ne Sharabi se poocha:

Tu ne is se kia seekha?
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Sharabi:
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Jo sharab nahi peeta
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wo Gadha hota hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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