Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 bajephaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha9 baje hun.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 986 views

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.

Sardar: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya..

Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?

Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'google' pr search kar lo..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ishq Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Farak Hai?

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachchon Ka Dimag Jan Ne Ke Liye Puchha

Teacher: “Batao Bachcho Ki Ishq Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Farak Hai”

Koi Bachcha Kuch Bolta Is Se Pahle Pappu Khada Hua Aur Bola
Pappu: “Madam Pyaar Wo Hai Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Ho Aur Ishq Wo Hai Jo Hum Aapki Beti Se Karte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi acha sa kapda

Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?

Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You didn't close ur eyes

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A boy and a girl play ludo

A boy and a girl play ludo. Boy agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to i will kiss u.
Girl- what? Acha ..Agar 6 aya to.

Boy- Kabhi ludo nahi khela kya, 6 aiya to phir se meri bari….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)