sardar aur police
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 bajephaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha9 baje hun.
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 923 views
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