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CSS exam,

CSS exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo CSS k ques ka”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE

Santa calls WHITE HOUSE
Santa: I want to become the next president of USA.
Obama: Are u an Idiot?
Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was smoking in front of his father.

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baap hai, koi petrol pump thori hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match

Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When batsman hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal is mein nahin cricket mein hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days
Lady calls again, Santa replies
I'm coming daily since 4 days
I press the bell but no one comes out

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai

Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa went to temple

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying 

Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 
Banta: Ye Kya Hai? 

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai 

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai 

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa ne banta se

Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi.Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai.Santa bola saale,kaamchor, torch jga ke dekh.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala: Arey o Bhai Khaali Ho Kya… ?

Rikshaw Wala: …Haan g Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash Khelty Hyn . . . =P 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao

TEACHER: Ek Aisa SentenseBatao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka SahiUse Hua Ho ….…......

SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICHNO ENTRY …. =P =D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was reading Financial Times. .

Santa was reading Financial Times. . Heading Reads”Microsoft buys yahoo messenger for 8.5 billion”.. He says “O teri, kharida kyun, Download kar leta” :D :D ..LOL

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi

Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi.Par Q?Q ki Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khatepakde Gaye aur kehne lage:...“Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hai” :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa To Doctor:

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)