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shadi ho gai

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to? Banta : Illeagal...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha

Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola: bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
Santa: tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?

Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola: side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai

Santa: abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu?

Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola: haanbol tu kaun hai?

Santa: ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ke ghar chor aa gia

Santa ke ghar chor aa gia
Santa ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
Santa chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
Santa: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dos

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost: Santa G apki BV ap

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.

Dost: Santa G apki BV ap k dost k sath park me bethi hy.
Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se

Ja yar

aywain chakkar lwaya e,

O te mera dost e nai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

Santa Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Santa ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Santa ji mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Santa: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa was going to Bombay

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
santa shopkeeper se

santa shopkeeper se
santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
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Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha

Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!..lolz..:P:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?

SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,

Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha,
Our Has Bhi Raha Tha.
Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai?
Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time

Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli-
Mein to 1100 Lungi
2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi
piche se
Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya na

Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhaoon mein tair ker paar kerain gay

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)