A police recruit was asked during exam
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1041 views
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Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?
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Ek Pathan Angoor Bech Raha Tha, Magar Keh Raha Tha Aaloo Le Lo Aaloo.
Ek Admi Ne Kaha: “Khan Saab Ye To Angoor Hai?”
Pathan Gusse Se: “Chup Ho Ja Bevkoof, Warna Makhiyaan Aa Jayengi.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country,
America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country,
Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can
read SMS in my country, Pakistan.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife:shadi se pehlay to tum bahut gift dia karte the magr ab kuch bi nai dete ho?
Husband:machli parkne k bad dana koi nai dalta
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,"We'll kill him!"
Other one says,"We'll break his legs!"
3rd one says:
"choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek bache ne apne pita se ek shadi smaroh mein pucha, papa shadi mein dulha dulhan ka hath kyun pakdta hai?
Pita ne lambi saans bhar kar kha-beta yhe to rasam hai khushti se phle pehelwan bhi akhade mein haath milate hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Geo Tv ka wo konse programs he jin k nam khawateen lene se hich kichati hain?
.
.
.
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"HUM SUB UMEED SE HAIN".
or
'AAJ RAAT KAMRAN KHAN K SATH'.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha
Pathan:
Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!
Wife: Kyun?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: ladki phasani ati hay
Banta: nahi
Santa: 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana, use class me uda
Jab Mam puche to ladki
ka nam laga de
BAS FAS GAI LADKI
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)