Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 950 views

Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dung

Teacher:-
"Main Teri Jaan Nikal Dungi"
Iski English Kya Hogi.
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Student:- English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi,
Tu Haath To Laga Ke Dikha....:P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Born in California

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kajol

Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”

Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?” He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Air Hostess to Raaz in plane

Air Hostess to Raaz in plane-Raaz Sahab Aap Kya Lenge?

Raaz-Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)