Humara Ghar To Ground Floor Par Hai
Humara Ghar To Ground Floor Par Hai
Santa ka student raste pe jate hue Santa se poocha, "Sir! Apko lift chahiye kya?"
Santa ne thoda sochke kaha, "Nahi, humara ghar to Ground floor par hai"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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