Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 841 views

Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Keeping hopes may not improve your future,

Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe us Ladki se bachao

Santa - "Mujhe us Ladki se bachao."
Banta - "Kya hua?"
Santa - "Jab se Maine kaha 'Dil Cheer ke Dekh tera hi Naam hai' Saali Chaku le ke Piche hi pad gayi hai."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joota chupai ki rasm

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.

2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)