wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 908 views

what d difference in mobile & ladline?

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?


santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A boy was going with his girlfriend.

A boy was going with his girlfriend.

Friend asked: Who is she?

Boy: My cousin

Friend: Last year she was my cousin

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k ach

DO sardar jungle main ja rahy thay k achanak shair
( lion ) samnay a gaya .
1st sardar nay uski ankho main mitti daal di or
bhagnay laga.
1st sardar: o nus v ..!!
2nd sardar: mitti ty tu pai ay..tu nuss..!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

a guy went to a resturant ,

a guy went to a resturant , he wanted to see the menue but he foget what it is called;
he asked waiter,
" Syllabous to lana zara"

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)