Meine maa se pucha “Kab tak meri fikar me is tarah raton ko jagti raho gi?

Maa ne kaha:

“Jab tak tu apni dusri Maaon se bat krna nhi chorega”:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 527 views

Aaj lulli Hai

Arz Kiya Hai?
Aaj lulli Hai,
kal Lulla HoGa,
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WAH WAH
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Aaj lulli Hai kal lulla Hoga,
Bhai Sahab Ap k Pass 5000 ka Kuhlla HoGA

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:

Ek pathan Ko Police Ne Pakra Aur Poocha:
Tum Ne 50 Aadmi Q Maaray?

pathan:
Janab, Hum 80 Ki Speed Se truck Chala Raha Tha, Achanak Pata Laga Break Nai Lag Rahy.
Ab Hamary Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahy Thy 0r Ek Taraf Barat,
Hum Kisay Maarta?

Police:
2 Aadmiyon Ko, Nuqsan Kam Hota.

pathan:
Hum Ne yehi Kiya Tha,
Ek Aadmi Ko Mara Aur Doosra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga,
Hum ne Truck Us K Peechay Laga Dia..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Modern Insult-

Modern Insult-
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Boy to Girl- I love you and want to marry you
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Girl :- Apni shakal dekhi hai
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Boy:- Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya hoon warna katrina kaif ke paas jaata…:p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The time taken by a wife

The time taken by a wife when she says 'I'll get ready in 5 mins' is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 minutes!!! :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was sitting in a cricket ground

Santa was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting? Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)