WEDDING RING!

 Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 816 views
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