girls ki ik smile

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,
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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 842 views
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