ami mera teacher kitna piyara hai
Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..
Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 814 views
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