ik admi ki bivi kho gyae
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye.
Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki.
Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole:
“Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.”
Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1224 views
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