Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 961 views

Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive

Police-Aap Belt Pehen Kar drive kar rahe hai aapko Rs. 5000 ka inam diya jata hai Aap iska kya karoge

Santa-main is se apn driving license bannaunga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lady teacher

Lady Teacher:
Make 1 Sentnce In Vich
All Tenses Past, Presnt & Futre R Includ
Santa:
Sau Saal Phle Mjhe Tumse Pyar Tha
Aaj Bhi Hi Aur Kal Bi Rhega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Behteen totka

Agr ap ko rona aa raha hu tu ap

aaeina dekh lein

ap ki hansi nikal jae gi
mazak k ilawa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

During The Match,Batsman LBW Hua:

During The Match,Batsman LBW Hua:
1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,
Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The neat trick

A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)