Ladkiyo Ki Awww Ka Badla Le Hi Liya Isne
Boy To Girl: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi Hai”
Boy: “Pen Hai Pen?”
Girl: “Kaha Na Nahi Hai”
Thodi Der Baad
Boy: “Pen Hai?”
Girl: “Kitni Baar Kahun Nahi Hai, Ab Dubara Puchha To Hathode Se Sar Fod Dungi”
Boy: “Hathora Hai?”
Girl: “Nahi”
Boy: “Acha Phir Pen Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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