1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya
Dr: ab kia karo gay
Pagal:Shadi kron ga Nokri dhoondon ga Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Un ka birthday mnaon ga
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga
phir
Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga

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