During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 548 views

The only consolation

The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi.
(Just formality as usual)
.
Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga.
Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?
Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Women's revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

brought their new baby home

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I`m busy," he said, "I`ll do the next one."

The next time came around and she asked again.

The husband looked puzzled, "Oh! I didn`t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi?
Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy!
Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy?
Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache.
Boy. Thek ha baji.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)