Haji DON
Don Ne Ab Jurm Ki Dunya Chor Di Hai
Ab Aik Madrassa Banaya Hai
So Plz Balance Ki Surat
My Don Ko Chanda Day Kar Apni Aakhrat Sawarain
Ap Ka Khadim Haji Don
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1019 views
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