Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?
Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1039 views
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