Don'T Have Brains
Gujarati Babu aur Hindi Babu Jurassic Park movie
dekhne jate hain.
Dinosaurs screen ke paas aa raha tha. Gujarati
Babu darke seat ke neech chhup gayi.
Hindi Babu: Kyon Gujarati Babu, kya baat hai? Dar
kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.
Gujarati Babu: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata
hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya
pata?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 677 views
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