Wife:Agr mai waqt hoti log meri kitni Qadar krty Husband:Log Tumhe dekh k Dar jaty.

Wife:Q.?

Husband:Log Khty Wo Dekho Bura Waqt Aa Raha hy.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 779 views

engineer sb ka ghar

1980
Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h?
wo jo bada bngla h,wo"
2010 "xcuse me,
yha engineer ka ghr konsa h?
"abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mohan thand mein buri tarah se

Mohan thand mein buri tarah se kaanp raha tha, uske bete ne doctor ko phone lagaya aur kaha: Doctor uncle jaldi se ghar aa jao.

Doctor: Kaya hua?

Beta: Bimari ka pata nahi , per haan papa subhah se vibration mode per hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medical Shayari

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se

Laloo aur Rabri ik dusre se gussa the aur apas me baatcheet nahi kar rahe the.

Laloo ko subha kahi jana tha. Voh Rabri ke bed ke pas ik note rakh deta hai: "Humko kal subhe paanch baje utha dena."

Agle din Laloo ki neend subhe 8 baje khulti hai. Uske talbe par note likha hota hai: Dear Husband Paanch baje gaye hai, uth jao!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Constantly Complaining About The Temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)