Aik pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha piaz le lo piaz.
Ek admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan: Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi…

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 964 views

Ek Indian Ja Raha Tha

Ek Indian Ja Raha Tha
Pathan Say Takar Ho Gy.
Indian:
Men Shama Chahata Hoo

Pathan:
Shama Ko Hum Bhi Chahta Ha
Lekin Uska Baap Nahi Manta .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone

Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,

bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.

Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikari ban gaya hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Flying In The Plane

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hamesha garam rehney wali cheez

Wo kaun si cheez hai jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rehti hai..?.
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Nhi pta..?
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Garam masala :D

Dekha bachpan se genius hu pr kbhi ghamand nhi kiya.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Bekaar hi shak

Naukraani:-malkin aap mujh per bekaar hi shak kar
rahi hai,main aapko kaise samjhaau mujhe to shabd
nahin mil rahe hai.
Malkin:- tujhe shabd nahin mil rahe hain,aur mujhe
1 thaali,5 katori aur 2 drzan chammach nahin mil
rahi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)