Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views

Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray

Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaano'n mai gunguna rahay hain
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Nokar: Sahib! Mai ne machar mar deye hain, yai tu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?

Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?

Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.

Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya 

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya 

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta kun ro rahay ho?

Father:
Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
Mujy Dost Samaj Kr batao
Son:
Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se
Apni Wali Ko Load Krwa Diya To
Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)