Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 549 views
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