Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad Ek pathan ro rha tha.


Major Rohail: Zakhmi ho? Koe aziz halak ya zakhmi Ho gya hy?


Pathan: Oy! Khocha hmara naswar Shaheed ho gaya hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 884 views

Sardar

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa had twins;

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.

Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.

Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
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Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl and shopkeepor

Girl to Shopkeeper: Koi esa "Valentine Card" hai, jis par lekha hon "mai sirf owr sirf tum se pyar karti hon" ?
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Shopkeeper: Haan hai
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Girl: Acha 7 cards dena

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi

Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Main dhamaka khaiz mawad Hai

Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hai Mgr Abhi Wo Maikay Gai Hui Hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

That Lady

There was a couple who had been married for a long time, and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each other very passionately. So the wife said to the husband, "Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)