Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend
everyday.
for 3 years.
Circuit: Then what hapned?
Munna: Nothing she married da postman

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 846 views

MOBILE pe

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Munna and his Patient

Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.

Patient: Kyun???

Munna: Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dad trolling

"Dad I'm hungry."

"Nice to meet you hungry!"
"Dad I'm serious."

"I thought you were hungry?"

"Are you kidding?"

"No, I'm Dad."

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050

Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One Missing Girl

George came home one day, very excited.
"Do you know what they are saying?" he asked his wife Jean, "they say our janitor has slept with every woman in this building except for one!"

Jean responded "That must be that girl from number 32; no one likes her!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)