Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke
alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 947 views

Sardarji got the 4th child.

Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
 "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." 

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bhains par baithe ek gujju

Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka
aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine
lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4
wheeler hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agar bina daanton

First Paki: Agar bina daanton ka Kuta kate to kya karna chahie ?

Second Paki: Simple, bina Sui ke teeka lagva lo...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gabar To Sambha

Gabar: Sambha Gande..

Sambha: Tu Ganda tera pura Khandaan Ganda Saale.

Gabar: Sambha!! Namakharam GUN-DE-GUN

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)