Good to eat.
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such
things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you
ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce,
but now it's gone.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 898 views
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