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Best Break Up Ever: A Pathan Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
Girl Friend: What Was That For? Pathan: Its OVER!:-D
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 764 views
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Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa`s father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.
Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.
Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.
His father said, "Read that label. That`s why!"
Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa :Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai
Banta :
Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka
Hum To Kirayedar Hain.
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Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha.
Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha,
Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai??
Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha.
Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do.
Wakeel: Phir?
Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head
show?
Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Wife: Our New Neighbour Always Kisses His Wife When He Goes To Work
Why Don’t You Do That?
Husband: How Can I? I Don’t Even Know Her
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
MUSHKIL SINGH. !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It would serve me right if you forgot mine next Tuesday.
With love, Mike
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe Maarna
Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,
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Baba:" Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye ''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa
Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~
Baba Ji Taweez Daant ke Neechey
Dabane Ka Itna
Faida Hua k Ab Woh Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kehta hai..
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Baba:" Yeh Faida Taweez ka Nahi,
aapki Zubaan Band Rakhne ka Hai..
*ayush*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)