A Lady calls a sardar for repairing door bell

Sardar didn't come for four days.

Lady asks why you come after i repaired my Bell?

He replied: I came & press the bell,button but no body opened the do

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 852 views

Customer: Do you have cockroaches?

Customer: Do you have cockroaches?

Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: Im moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

chinese lady

chinese lady pakistani lady se:
"Mere Husband ka Chalte Chalte intiqal Ho Gaya.
Pakistani Lady:
..."Bus Behan , China ki Cheezon ka Yehi Masla Hai...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2015 ki phli bezti

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

young age and old age.

Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?

Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Potty Kis Ne Ki Hay

Beta :
Papa Madam Ne Aaj Ek Sawal Poocha Jis
Ka Jawab Sirf Mere Pass Tha … !

Sardar :
Mera Shona Puttar , Bata Ki Sawal Tha ???

Beta:
Madam Ne Poocha
Black Board K Pass Potty Kis Ne Ki Hay …

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)