Bus ne zor se dhaka mara
Santa: pata hai, bachpan mein mujhe ek bus ne zor
se dakka maar diya tha.
Banta: baap re, tu mar gaya ke bach gaya?
Santa: mujhe yaad nahi hai. main tab 4 saal ka tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1062 views
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