Santa Hair cutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 951 views

Baqi Batein

2 aurton ko 20 saal ki saza mili 20 saal ek sath jail me guzaar kar jab dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha

Chalo ab baqi batein ghar phnch kr krte he :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Dost Pathan Se:
Yaar
kya baat hy
Aaj Tumhara Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain..!
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Pathan:
Fakhar Se!
Yaara
Aaj Hum Apni Baji ka Mobile Le Aaya Hy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

1) POLICE MAN:
Sub mujse darty hain or main BV se

2) MOCHI:
Main juton ki maramat krta hun or BV meri

3) TEACHER:
Main school mei lecture deta hun or ghr mei sirf sunta hun,

4) OFFICER:
Main office mei BOSS hun or ghr mei Nokar,

5) JUDGE:
Main court mei faislay sunata hun or ghr mei khud insaf ka talabgar!

Faisla aap k hath mei hai,

kunware rho
khush rho.
No Wife Easy Life.

Jo shadi kr chuky hain wo Sabar kren jin ki nhi hui wo shukar kren.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

bottle sy Aazad hone k bad

Jin: bottle sy Aazad hone k bad,

kya hukam hy mery Aaqa?

Admi:

Kuch Aesa karo k Dunya mein Jitny Shohar hain unki Biwiyan unki Farmabrdaar hojaen

Jin:

Bottle mein Wapis Jaty howe Bola Biviya Or FarmaBardar

"Chacha Bottle ka Dhakkan zara tight Band karna"..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhejne wala inteligent

Sardar ko sms aya bhejne wala inteligant aur parhne wala bewakoof.

Sardar ne gusse me replay kia k bhejne wala bewakoof hai aur parhne wala inteligant.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)