Zayda nasha kis chex main
Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?
Shagird: Taleem me...
Ustaad: Wo kaisy
Shagird: Janab,
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Kitaben kholte he neend aa jati hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 889 views
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