Bus Stand in Lahore

At a bus stand in Lahore,

An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:

How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.

Rs. 150/-:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 732 views
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