Hum DIL men soch rhe thy k Aap ko kia kahain?
Bewafa
Khud gharz
Kanjoos
Bevakuf
ya
Phir

PAGAL?

Achanak

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

SUB KEH DO.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 969 views

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat mein

Judge: Tum teesri baar adalat mein aa rahe ho,tumhe sharam nahi ati?

Sardar:
Oh janab tusi roz anday O,tuwano te fer Duub k mar Jana Chahi da ae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mera ghar ground floor par hai

Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana.

Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu?

Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female

G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathaan's wish

Pathaan's wish: when i die,I wana die like
my grandpa who died peacefuly inhis sleep not screamin likeall d passengersin d bus hewas driving ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)