Kisi Bazurg Ne Kaha Hy,
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Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
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Husband Ki Talaash Mein
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Or Baki Aadhi
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Husband Ki Talashi Mein Guzar Jati Hy..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 737 views

BEAUTIFULL

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ker ja rha tha

1 Ship 300 pagalo ko le ja raha tha. Bina Ship
doobe sabhi doob gaye
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Kaise ??
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Ship band ho gaya tha
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or
saare pagal dhakka dene ke liye utar gaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Andha Police Mey

1 Andha Police Mey Bharti Honay K Liye Gaya

Officer Ney Poocha’Tumhey Ham Kis Liye Rakhein?

Andhey Ney Jawab Diya

‘Andha Dhund Firing K Liye’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man came home late at night after a party.

A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
“how would you feel if you don’t see me for two days?”
The man couldnt believe his luck: ‘that would be great’!
Monday passed and he didnt see her……
Tuesday and wednesday passed too…..
On thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
Corner of one eye;)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A man arrives home very late,

A man arrives home very late,

Knowing his wife won't open the door,

he decides to pretend that he bought flowers for
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her. He knocks the door Wife: Who's it?

Man: I've brought flowers for the pretty lady.

Wife opens the door & asks: Where are the flowers?

Man: Where's the pretty lady?

& goes In :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)