Mera Gaana Pasand Nahi Hai Kya?
Ek Aurat Ko Gane Ka Bahut Shonk Hota Hai. Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.
Patni: “Jab Main Gana Gaati Hoon To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai?”
Pati: “Taki Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hoon“
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