Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori
karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy
ko jaga dunga.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 777 views

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ma Bi Wohi Khow

Aik Bivi Judge Se
Mujhe ApneHusband Se Talaq Chaye Ha .

Judge Lkn Kyon ?

Bivi Ma Jo Bi PakaowMera Husband Zid Karta HaiMa Bi Wohi Khow...:-P;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

Husband: may tang agaya hun
.
.
Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
.
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
.
Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
.
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Wife:
.
.
.
hamara duppata..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aslam ek raat mac

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?

Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Jahan Khawab

Jahan Khawab Wahan HBL Urdu Funny Jokes Aik Pathan ko khawaab main kisi ne QATAL kar dia. Subha uth k PATHAN ne apna HBL ka Account close karwa dia. Pata hai Kyun? Kyun k HBL aap k khawabon ko haqeeqat main bdlta hai jahan khawab waha HBL…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)