T shirt ulti kr ke

Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press
kar dena!
Ek din Baad
Banta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?
Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot
ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 842 views
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