Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko
Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ko
Apne Ghar Khane Pe Bulata Hai.
Girlfriend Khana Khate Hue Boy-Friend Se Puchti Hai.
Girlfriend: “Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Kyu Raha Hai?”
Boyfriend: “Tum Jaldi-Jaldi Se Khaana Kha Lo, Wo Apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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