Sochta Hon

Sochta Hon Apna Mobile kisi Faqeer ke Havale kardon,
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"Faraz"
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Tere Roz Roz kE purane sMs Mujhse parhe Nai jatey....!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 944 views
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Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha

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Naukar- Sahab

Naukar- Sahab, aap ka kutta to bilkul Aadmi
jaisa lagta hai., kya khilate ho....??
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Malik- Nalayak, wo kutta nahi,
mera beta hai , Engineering kar raha hai aur
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hum kisi ki dosti kay muntazir nahin

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<)(\me chaLti
// hon phir aaon gi
agle hafty..;-)

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