Height of dreaming:
Last Night Bill Gates
came in my dream and said
.
.
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Yaar Farhan…
teray pas windows xp ki CD hai?
kal wapas kar dun ga…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 507 views

Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga

MOMMY To CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manay Ga.

Aur Meray Aagay Kuch Nahi Bolay Ga. Main Usay Gift Dongi.

Chota Bacha: Lo G! Is Tarah To Saray Gifts Abbu Le Jayengy. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English To Urdu Dictionary

English To Urdu
Dictionary :

Xcuse Me =
Sun Chutiye ,

Stupid =
Abe Gando ,

Get Out =
Nikal Bhosri K ,

I M In Problem =
Yaar Loray Lag Gaye ,

I Am Scared =
Gaand Phati Hoi Hai Yaar ,

Where Ar You =
Abbey Kahan Maa Chuda Raha Hai ,

Would U Like To Have This =
Lega Loru ?

Not Possible
Chal Bhosri Ke !
( Urri. Baba )

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhans ka bacha

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai
Doctor: Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai Isliye
Pathan : Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka Bacha Kala Q
Hota Hai ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?

Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,

Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baniye Ki Biwi Beemar Thi

Baniye Ki Biwi Beemar Thi,

Light Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Baniye Ne Candle Jaladi,

Aur Bola: “Doctor Ko Bulane Ja Raha Hoon, Agar Tumhe Aisa Lage Ki Tum Nahin Bachogi To Please Yeh Candle Bujha Dena.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)