A boy Found Aladin's Lamp
A boy Found Aladin's Lamp,
He Asked Him To Increase All Girls Brain Ten Times More..!!
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He Laughed & Said:
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Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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