A boy Found Aladin's Lamp,
He Asked Him To Increase All Girls Brain Ten Times More..!!
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Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko
jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa
karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

You know, our son got

Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: You are right, I still got mine with me!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bv Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai

Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai

Friend: Acha Wo Kese?

Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)