'Student was constantly arguing with his teacher that bahadur shah zafr used to ....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 707 views

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Khali raksha

malik nokar se “jaldi se ja kar koi khali raksha le aao.” Nokar “wapisaa kar koi khali raksha milta hi nahi,har aik main aik admi zaror betha hota hay”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Are raamu aaj tumne roti

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..

Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H

Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)